teradactylitis

This affliction sadly affects many women of any age. Causing them to look distressingly unattractive, unsexy and somewhot gopping.

From a girl looking like a teradactyl

"gosh dude that chick had a dose of teradactylitis"

knoblett

A small knob.
A term of light abuse used for ones closer friends or housemates.

used to abuse in an endearing way. say if someone had not washed dishes or eaten your food.

" oh no you left the wet washing in the machine you utter knoblett"