dick salad

1. a salad mixed with loads of penis

2. the act of dicksalading in a girl's face

3. snot rocketing in some girl's eye and quapping her, which mixes the boogers with jizz, creating a dick salad

1. "Wow, that mailman made the best dick salad ever!"

2. "I dick salad-ed on this girl's face SO MUCH last night."

3. "THOSE DICK SALADS LAST NIGHT WERE EXCELLENT!"

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