Gloria Jeanskicks Starbuck's ass! Gloria Jeans is good while the extremely overrated Starbucks tastes like dirt mixed with 3-day old coffee filters. Volkswagen driving, L.L. Bean wearing, wannabe artsy 25+ year olds with Macs make up the ritually starbucks drinking crowd.
Maria , wearing her new gap yoga outfit, drove her Jetta each morning to starbucks to browse through the Eddie Bauer website on her Macintosh powerbook. Sally and her friends tried one sip of that shiiit and drove to Gloria Jeans in her Escalade.
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