Adam

The anti-christ (Anti-Ochus), someone who is bad at everything.

He should be punched in the shoulder once a day, and whenever he does something stupid.
Although every first and last wednesday of the month you should be nothing but nice to him, since he goes through so much s*** for every other day of the month.
He has ten toes and horns on his ten fingers that are not visible.

Scenario 1:
Hugh G. Dick: Hey look it's Adam!

S1L3Nt Str1K3r: No don't look into its eyes!

Scenario 2:
Adam: Hey guys!!!

Hugh G. Dick: Get away from me!

Scenario 3:
(It is the first wednesday of the month.)
Hugh G. Dick: Hey wassup Adam? You are such a pal!!

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