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cat

demon that you love anyway

cat: *evilly* meow
me: so sorry sir, let me feed you

cat: *purrs*

me: i love you too

by salty man April 18, 2019

94👍 13👎


savannah

a nice friend

savannah you are nice

by salty man June 19, 2019

10👍 1👎


tetris

life

tetris is my life

by salty man August 26, 2019

30👍 3👎


gay

me

i am gay

by salty man May 6, 2019

7615👍 836👎


svnahah

svnahah is a funny human
sometimes she loses at card games, and is in a cult
she’s generally a very nice person

“hey svnahah can you hang out this weekend?”

“sorry, saturday i have a cult meeting and sunday i’m playing blackjack”

by salty man June 19, 2019


cooper

the coolest one to ever exist :)

cooper is the coolest human that has ever existed

by salty man April 21, 2019

90👍 34👎


sexy

me

everyone: you’re so sexy
me: i know

by salty man April 16, 2019

40👍 25👎