3720 to 1

1.) The odds of successfully navigating an asteroid field

2.) Used when describing something that is very unlikely to happen

C3P0- But sir, the odds of successfully navigating an asteroid field are approximately 3720 to 1!
Han Solo- Never tell me the odds!

Guy- Dude, I'm totally hooking up with her tonight
Guy 1- Yeah right. The odds of that happening are about 3720 to 1.

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store discredit

A phenomenon that occurs when you try to be a good citizen by not downloading music illegally and use iTunes, and then your store credit mysteriously disappears, leaving you angry and frustrated when you can't buy a song you were really looking forward to getting

Guy- Son of a bitch! My iTunes money just disappeared for no reason again!
Guy 2- Damn you just received some store discredit from Steve Jobs!

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