foreturd

skid marks and shit spackle that ends up on the frontal hemisphere of the toilet that could only arrive there by dislocated anus or extreme rectal explosions

yo dude get the toilet brush and scrub off this foreturd...how did you get it there anyway? Sittin on the toilet backwards?

fanning

cheering for the team that is sure to lose to stand apart from the majority.

hey Todd....who you cheering for the in Stanley Cup finals? "Boston" says Todd. Surely you're just fanning dude...everyone knows the Canucks will take it!

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