claire's

A store located in most malls in America. They sell cheap, inexpensive jewelry to twelve year old girls.They also pierce ears.

I work at Claire's and for all the people that complain about the jewelry breaking and being cheap...you paid 3 fuckin dollars for it!!!!!!!!!!!!How long do you expect it to last?!?

P.S. if you shop at Claire's and you drop something or knock something over please take the time to pick it up....its called common curtosy and common sense.

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walmart

a giant chain store that is slowly taking over the economy. They sell everything from really ugly clothes, to discusting microwave dinners, to guns, to furniture. They also like to hire illegal immigrants and mentally challenged people to work at their stores.

hey Mary Sue round up the kids so we can all go to Walmart and buy some plastic lawn furniture and get some of those VHS tapes out of that big bin and get some new tires fer the truck!

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Electromyography

An EMG- a procedure to assess the health of muscles and the nerve cells that control them
Also known as the most painful procedure known to man, where student nurses stick you with needles then proceed to pulse electricity down through the needles to see how your muscles react to the 'stimulation'. Often this causes extreme pain, as it aims to target nerves and the way they control the muscles.

Person 1: Shit dude that's gotta hurt like a b*tch
Person 2: Hurts like f*uck but its nothing on an Electromyography
Person 1: The f*ck is that?
Person 2: An EMG, the Satan's own invention sent to the medical industry.