snag stag

A single guy that always attempts to avert the attention of the potential lady-friend you are tryna get down with.

You: So you come here often?

Trixie, potential lady-friend: Yeah, I mean, occasionally.

Brett: Hey Trixie, want to see my Maserati?

You: Brett, stop being such a snag stag!

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BFFL

Standing for "Best Friend For Life," BFFL is used between people that like each other, but know that they won't be friends in the afterlife. Not as binding as BFF ("Best Friends Forever").

Dave: "Hey BFFL, I was thinking. We're close friends. Why don't we start calling each other BFFs?"

Jeff: "I'm sorry Dave, I just can't make that kind of commitment. However, if we do happen to be best friends in the afterlife, I'll definitely upgrade our relationship."

Dave: "Thanks man. I really appreciate it."

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