Dirty Karlea

Collecting your lover’s pubic hair, making an Afro out of it, and putting it on every time you have sex.

He’s horny, let me grab my wig and do a Dirty Karlea.

Dirty Keshav

Utter euphoria as you milk a cow with your bare feet. Then, while still glistening in sweat and grimy from the dirt you were laying on as you milked the cow, you bathe in that milk. You love how it flows over your body. Then you save that water and use it as a foot soak until next week. This routine is more pleasurable than sex.

“I need a break, this weekend I’m going to do a Dirty Keshav”

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