chaplik

A little penis that has been sucked so hard and often that it becomes chapped and eventually falls off.

"Samuel has a Chaplik," said Paul."Ewwwwww, that's gross" said Nick.

Egg

A term usually used to refer to an absolute idiot, especially of Iranian descent. An egg will often attempt to act intimidating, or even smart, but all such attempts are fruitless. An egg’s body follows its head, mainly because of its skull being full of rock.

“Bro, what’s the deal with that idiot who walks with his head?”
“Bro, I’m pretty sure he an egg.”