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The Big Rick

The biggest chad at the party, always drinking other people's beers and bragging about his high school kick return average, which is way over 39 1/2 yards. Usually, at one point in the night, The Big Rick will decide it's tub time and usher every high school girl at the party to accompany him to the bathroom where-in they will have to all get in the bathtub and cannot leave until everyone has finished their drink. Secretly subscribes to r/coomers.

Person One: "Have you seen Zach tonight? He's being kind of a Big Rick"
Person Two: "More like THE Big Rick, did you see how many girls he had under his arm?"

by samuelpaultoskin November 27, 2020