Tiktok

A retarded platform owned by the Chinese Communist Party created to hack and spy on you.

"Dude, I downloaded Tiktok and now I have been detained in China for weeks, can you help me?"

Seppuku

Seppuku is where Samarai would disembowel themselves in honour instead of getting defeated by enemies.

Pam : "Have you heard? Minor Attracted People are being accepted into society!"
Jim : "I'll commit seppuku if those goddamn pedophile MAPS become accepted into society."

Allphobia

Allphobia is the fear of being abducted or kidnapped.

"I have allphobia because I used Duolingo and the bird kidnapped me!"

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