alcohol

One of the select few legal drugs.

100x more people die every year from alcohol than from all illegal drugs combined.

Alcohol can be a huge amount of fun, though.

zomg!!1111! i nvr wud do heroins they make u addikted after 1 time and u die so stoopid

lets drnk alcohol

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wu banger

A particularly high quality song from the Wu-Tang Clan.

My homey: "Yo, Protect Ya Neck is dope."

Me: "Word. It be a straight wu banger."

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Rose Byrne

A good actress and probably the most gorgeous woman we'll ever have the pleasure of gazing upon.

Rose Byrne can be seen in 28 Weeks Later, Wicker Park, and on FX's Damages.

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stoner music

Music that is sweet to listen to under the influence of marijuana.

Be aware that the majority of mainstream music that is often considered to be stoner music usually sucks and is played out like a motherfucker.

For example, Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon should be substituted with Electric Wizard's Dopethrone, regardless of personal taste.

Sonic Youth's album Sister is great stoner music.

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scriddlins

Slang term for very small pieces of marijuana, often found at the bottom of the bag or in users car.

Me: "Yo, get them scriddlins on the floor. Yeah, right there, under the bottle. Okay, load 'em up."

scrape the sink

When the sink in your bathroom is so clogged from bubbler water that you can take your sink apart and scrape the insides for resin and get mad blunted and shit.

Nate: "Let's scrape the sink, nigga"
Me: "Shit, yeah, nigga. Get mad blunted and shit."

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stoner bliss

Chips n cheese.

The corner stone of every stoner diet. So fucking tasty and so good, I don't know what to say. Smoke weed.

Me:"Where were you?"
Nate:"At the store."
Me:"Tight, my nigga. What you get?"

(pause)

Nate:"CHIPS N CHEESE MY NIGGA!"
Me:"Damn! Stoner bliss, that'll take a fat nigga out in like 40 seconds."

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