stoner music

Music that is sweet to listen to under the influence of marijuana.

Be aware that the majority of mainstream music that is often considered to be stoner music usually sucks and is played out like a motherfucker.

For example, Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon should be substituted with Electric Wizard's Dopethrone, regardless of personal taste.

Sonic Youth's album Sister is great stoner music.

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robo-trip

After ingesting large amounts of dextromethorphan, found in over-the-counter cough medication (Robotussin, Vicks 44), a person will begin to robo-trip.

Robo-tripping often involves itchiness, a tell-tale walk, fruitless masturbation marathons, and speech that makes no sense.

Tony: "What the fuck is wrong with him? He keeps rubbing his fucking face, dude, sketchy as hell."

Ahmed: "Nah, it's cool, he does that all the time. He's on a mad robo-trip."

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kretek

An Indonesian cigarette, a blend of tobacco and cloves. They taste better and last longer than most other cigarettes.

American kretek smokers are always young, listen to Slint, and like to watch movies like 8 1/2. Djarum Blacks are especially popular with these people because the cigarette paper, as the name suggests, is black.

Loser: "You think you're so cool with your funny smelling cigarette..."

Cool kid: "It's called a kretek, hon. And, yes, I am."

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alcohol

One of the select few legal drugs.

100x more people die every year from alcohol than from all illegal drugs combined.

Alcohol can be a huge amount of fun, though.

zomg!!1111! i nvr wud do heroins they make u addikted after 1 time and u die so stoopid

lets drnk alcohol

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scriddlins

Slang term for very small pieces of marijuana, often found at the bottom of the bag or in users car.

Me: "Yo, get them scriddlins on the floor. Yeah, right there, under the bottle. Okay, load 'em up."

wu banger

A particularly high quality song from the Wu-Tang Clan.

My homey: "Yo, Protect Ya Neck is dope."

Me: "Word. It be a straight wu banger."

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Rose Byrne

A good actress and probably the most gorgeous woman we'll ever have the pleasure of gazing upon.

Rose Byrne can be seen in 28 Weeks Later, Wicker Park, and on FX's Damages.

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