stoner bliss

Chips n cheese.

The corner stone of every stoner diet. So fucking tasty and so good, I don't know what to say. Smoke weed.

Me:"Where were you?"
Nate:"At the store."
Me:"Tight, my nigga. What you get?"

(pause)

Nate:"CHIPS N CHEESE MY NIGGA!"
Me:"Damn! Stoner bliss, that'll take a fat nigga out in like 40 seconds."

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scrape the sink

When the sink in your bathroom is so clogged from bubbler water that you can take your sink apart and scrape the insides for resin and get mad blunted and shit.

Nate: "Let's scrape the sink, nigga"
Me: "Shit, yeah, nigga. Get mad blunted and shit."

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ciggabagg

Cannibalizing numerous cigarette butts and rolling the resulting tobacco in a mangled paper bag that your 40 came in. It's tight.

Me: "I'm drunk."
Nate: "Me too."
Me: "Lets roll a fat ciggabagg, nigga."
Nate: "Tight, my nigga."

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Vicks 44

One of the most disgusting ways to ingest DXM.

Thicker, nastier, and less potent than the far superior Maximum Strength Robotussin, an eight-ounce bottle of Vicks contains 474mg of dextromethorphan, which to a seasoned DXM-head "ain't shit".

"Yeah, I dig closed-eye-visuals, but I'm not drinking Vicks 44, man! Come on, it tastes like the fuckin' devil, man!"

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wrapping presents

A phrase used by a person who is masturbating to a magazine when someone knocks on the door. Popularized by Master Shake in an episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

*knock*

"Don't come in, I'm wrapping presents!"

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