Telecaneeses

1. The correct way to spell telekinesis.

2. The ability to move objects at a distance by the sheer force of mental power.

"you're rolling around at the speed of sound"

"no I'm flying I got MF telecaneeses or however you spell it"

moof

a combination of the words "mood" and "oof", which displays that your mood, too, is "OOF".

person 1 : dude, that soldier boy song from avatar: the last airbender made me CRY

person 2 : MOOF

peppermint tits

1. when your friend tries to draw a diagonal boob half asleep and calls it peppermint tits

2. when your side and under boob is showing

1. "i went back to my desktop just to try and make a shirt with diagonal boob, and only diagonal boob, while half asleep and wanting to do it in 5 minutes or less. i affectionately call it "peppermint tits", because it looks kind of like a peppermint candy, and "proof i need mental help," for obvious reasons."

2. virgin 1 : whoa man thats a lot of boob youre showing
virgin 2 : yea those are my PEPPERMINT TITS