textmaster

When someone only communicates via text, and types so fast their thumbs start to smoke or even begin to spark.

She never answers my calls, but she textd me four times while I was leaving a voicemail. She must be a textmaster

four hour plan

When you see someone's text but you want them to think you have no interest in responding, when really you just want to make them wait. So after four hours has passed you finally respond.

She wouldn't work my shift for me, so when she asked me to work for her- I put her on a four hour plan, then said no.