porny backing

to use porn not belonging to yourself to get off
or essentially piggy backing on the porn some body else took the time and effort to find, purchase, or load

examples of porny backing include:
1. browsing old web history you didnt leave
2. your brother's stash
3. your dad's stash
4. your lesbian sister's stash

guy 1 "hey did you see that great mag i got from my dads stash!"
guy 2 "seriosly bro stop porny backing on your dad its nothing but over weight black chicks eating pie"

mermaider

its metal for fish!

dothklok plays mermaider in only the most brutal place on earth, the bottom of the ocean

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Weendure

The lingering smell of fart, trapped in an enclosed area such as a blanket or elevator.

1. "The weendure is so thick in here I can taste it."
2. "Sometimes I'll pull the blanket over my head to bask in my own weendure"
3. "How do you guys put up with the constant smell of weendure in your building?" "We endure."

fauxny tail

the lump of hair that sticks out the back of a longhairs ball cap

girl 1: oomg fauxhawks are so 2002
girl 2: i no rite fauxny tails are the shit now
longhair: hellloo ladies!

Lesbian

that just means she likes what i likes

1. 2 girls + horny - man = lesbian
2. womens prison

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