guy: El diablo en mi pantalones es en fuego para tu!
girl: (slap)
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multi-surface cleaner
used on sufaces such as:
desks
computer screens
wndows
vaginas
I just had a dirty night, wheres my glass cleaner?
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a lesbian three or four way
invented by the great sam, and also first used by the great sam, her lover erica, and her other lover stef, and occasionaly kristina
girl 1: Hey, do you want to hang out tonight?
girl 2: Ok! I'll call some1 else over and we can micky mouse
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a loser that talks to his small schrivled penis
or a loser who thinks he is a pimp, but hasnt had real girlfriend and probably never will
person 1: should we invite him?
person 2: no, i heard hes a pimp east
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