Scardina-ing

Driving a slow vehicle like it's a race car while having road rage and intentionally baiting other drivers to fight.

Some asshole was scardina-ing me this morning on my way into work. I pulled over and he pulled a crow bar from the front seat.

Diarrhea Dildo

When you freeze diarrhea in a silicone dildo tray and fuck yourself with it.

Alex: My ex stole my sex toys when he left so I had to make a diarrhea dildo last night.
Kyle: Can I use it after?