monster shlong

(noun).
a large penis extending horizontally outward from the body for an abnormally long distance.

Sarah: my monster shlong is so big it could knight someone.
Carol: well my monster shlong is so big it could besiege a castle.

cute

my girlfriend aka my wife. she is so gorgeous and beautiful and sexy and lovely and kind and amazing and i love her so much. she makes me so happy. i can’t live without her

my wife is so cute