sausage patty

When a person shits on their partner's chest (of the hot carl or cleveland steamer variety) and then sits on it, creating what appears to be a patty.

Man, I'm horny, I could go for a sausage patty.

poopstick

something jordans dad calls her dog.

shady you poopstick!!!

wind tunnel

During intercourse, when a woman queefs right in a man's face.

Man, Katie gave me the most brutal wind tunnel last night. Then we went to Taco Bell.