Tindate

A date with someone you "met" on Tinder.

Jenny: "Hey wanna grab dinner tonight?"
Lisa: "Sorry, I can't. I have a hot Tindate."

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Cool Guy

A total tool; a guy who swears he's cool but everyone else knows he's a complete and utter scrub.

Person 1: Bro, he's such a COOL GUY.
Person 2: I know, he wouldn't shut up about his acoustic guitar and how good he is at MMA.
Person 1: I know right? What a tool.

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