Protein Punch

Sperm beverage

One dude to another: I prefer to give a girl my Protein Punch
instead of frosting her face

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GOAD

Acronym for GROW OLD ALONE and DIE. A term especially used in online dating, where those who are not getting live dates out of their online dating profiles become more and more desperate, fearing they may become totally dateless and mateless, the dreaded GOAD.

Anxious woman to another: Will you please check my online dating profiles and pictures if I send you the links? Tell me your honest opinion! If I don't start getting some dates, I'm going to end up being a GOAD!!!

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Butcher for Hire

Term for a plastic surgeon who will do any type of plastic surgery, even though it may make the patient look worse than before the plastic surgery took place

One Guy to Another: That girl had perfect perky tits and then she went out and got them stuffed with bowling balls!

Another: Her plastic surgeon is a butcher for hire! $10,000 for bowling ball tit sacks!

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Baggers

High school kids who still 'bag' their lunches, looked at by other kids as being too poor to buy lunch at school. Hence called 'baggers'. Also lumped into the overall term: Baggers and Bussers

One HS kid to Another: Dude bags every day, eats a cheese sandwich and an apple!

Another: Baggers Banquet! Cheese sandwich on white!

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Tuna Tune-up

The dreaded annual exam to the Gynecologist to examine the tuna in extreme close-up to perform the annual tune-up with barbaric metal instruments

Girl #1: I can't get fucked tonite

Girl #2: Why?

Girl #1: Tuna Tune-up tomorrow

Girl #2: Oh then just do a lot of drinking instead

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Gayers

Slang for gays, flamers, fags.

Dude you really don't want to go into that club, see the rainbow decal on the door, it's for gayers!

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Niter

Person who only works at nite or person who is only functional at nite and may sleep all day. Similar to the Night Owl.

1. Dude is a total niter, you'll never see him out by daylite.

2. She only takes nite jobs, like club jobs cuz she's older than she says she is, she looks better in club lighting than in bright sunlite or office fluorescents.

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