ADDIOT

Myspace ADDICT who lives to be ADDED to other people's Friends Lists, who sends out zillions of Friends Requests and lives for the ADD. Will compulsively and repulsively send out THANKS FOR THE ADD messages with glittery or other nauseating graphics. ADDIOTS will also be devastated if they don't get an ADD, launching into extreme depression.

He is a total ADDIOT. He sends out Friends Requests to all the porn stars and bands on Myspace because he knows they add everybody. He has like 50,000 adds.

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BLACKER

A black man who dates and has sexual encounters only with white women, primarily UK slang, attributed to mainly black athletes who are known to date the hottest white UK glamour models, actresses, singers, reality tv stars, etc. Usually, the blacker is also known to be well-endowed and sought out by these women as desirable sexually, but also financially due to their wealth. Blacker is a noun, not a verb or adjective.

He is a total blacker, never dates black women, never even looks at them. His white girlfriends are his trophies.

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Muffrippers

Slang for waxing salons, especially ones that do Brazilians and other specialty 'muff' work. Slang refers to how the wax is ripped or stripped off, pulling out the stubble or hair with it.

Girl to Another: I need to make an appointment at the Muffrippers.

Another: Ouch, the girls who work there are sadistic!

Girl: Yes, but I need to get the muff waxed, you know, can't let the stubble get out of control.

Another: So true, but I prefer shaving to waxing. Less pain!

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sock-pussy

Masturbation sock. Guy slides sock over his cock and strokes into the sock. Easy clean-up. Sock-pussy is also used as humiliation when a girl instructs a guy to go get a sock-pussy, because he's not getting real pussy.

Nicole told the idiot to go get a sock-pussy and stroke off, because there was no way he was going to be getting any real pussy.

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Hu Flung Pu

When someone crank calls a Chinese Restaurant inquiring about whether they have certain items on their menu, one being Hu Flung Pu (Who Flung Poo) and the other being the notorious Cream of Sum Yung Gai or Cream of Sum Hung Gai (Some Young Guy or Some Hung Guy). If the order taker doesn't speak English very well, the crank convo can turn out to be humorous.

Cranker: Yes, good evening, I was wondering if you have Hu Flung Pu on your menu?

Order Taker: Hu Flung Pu, no we have Hu Shu Bean Curd and Pu Pu Platter, which you like for take out?

Cranker: Does the Pu Pu Platter come with a lot of Pu Pu

Order Taker: Let me read you what comes with Pu Pu Platter

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Taffy Pulling

Pulling on a limp dick trying to get it hard to the point of futility, often done while drunk and horny, but unable to get hard due to whiskey dick

Drunk girl to drunk guy: Stop the taffy pulling, just pop a Viagra if you can't get it up manually!!!

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Original Date Rape Drug

Alcohol. Long before any of the hypnotics and exotics were used to incapacitate an unsuspecting woman, men used to ply women with booze until they were so drunk, they didn't realize the trap they had fallen into.

Girl #1: I woke up and didn't even know where I was, whose bed I was in or what happened, but I knew I had to get out of there

Girl #2: Are you sure the guy didn't slip you a date rape drug?

Girl #1: No we were just doing shots, drinking beer with everyone, I know I got really, really drunk, stumbling drunk, I think I left with him, but that's all I remember

Girl #2: Yeah he made sure you had too much to drink, it's called The Original Date Rape Drug. That type of guy is just a more patient predator, the end result is still the same

Girl #1: Never again am I going to let that happen....

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