Tony

A commonly used Ulster Slang name for a male who is often inaccuratly accused of having an extremely small penis. In reality, a Tony is someone who is unable to become erect, or get wood regardless of stimulation or even with viagra, thus giving the impression that it is a permanetly small penis.

Girlfriend: Are you going to put it in yet?

Tony: ...it is in.

Girlfriend: Oh. Well this sucks, I'm going to go make some stir fry.

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WTFKWIDFAY

Most commonly refers to "Who the fuck knows what I'm doing fuck yall", also sometimes used for "What the fuck, kick William in da fucking ass yo".

Amber - "Sup nig?"

William - "WTFKWIDFAY"

Amber - "Ok!" *kicks him in the ass*

William - "Not that definition!"

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