portable dutch oven

When you rip ass into a pillow case, close the top, then take it wherever your victim is and throw it over their head.

I farted in a pillow case and then ran over to bob, threw it on his head, and gave him a portable dutch oven.

Philly Tubesteak

Giving head to someone who has a bad case of smegma

Dude, she totally gave him a Philly Tubesteak last night!