anal toejam

The sexual act of securely fitting one's right foot up the anus of a lover. Term derived from both the substance transferred from the toe to the anus, and from the act of forcing the toe into the anus, itself.

I tend to avoid confrontation, so instead of breaking up with my girl, I just spun her around, gave her the old anal toejam and sent her packing. Needless to say, she got the message.

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cum drum

1. Grab yo bitch
2. Spin her around
3. Have a seat
4. Make her sit on you
5. Put it in her
6. Bend that 'ho' over
7. Get to slappin that ass

Baby--the sex gods are displeased by our lack of action. Hop on and I'll give that new cum drum rhythm I wrote a try. Maybe that'll make them happy.

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