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chelli

A fat stupid beast that was born from a lump of shit, and as a result of the earlier anal sex the cum and shit formed a "person" a very very stupid, annoying asshole that should die and rot in a festering pile shit.

God, Chelli is such a stupid bitch...

by satan April 18, 2005

32πŸ‘ 84πŸ‘Ž


The Diarrhea Song

A funny song about diarrhea, otherwise known as "The Butt Mud, Poo Goo, Poopoo Water, Montezuma's Revenge".

When you're climbing up a ladder,
and you feel something splatter...

Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)
Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)

When your chillin' with your daughter,
and you feel the poopoo water...

Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)
Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)

When you're walkin down the hall,
and you feel something fall.

Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)
Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)

When you're riding in a Chevvy
and you feel something heavy.

Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)
Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)

And so on, and so forth.

He sang the Diarrhea Song and I gutted that homo.

by satan March 18, 2005

691πŸ‘ 229πŸ‘Ž


the kicker

Ironic, negative or surprising consequence/fact or Catch-22. Unexpected result.

Usually follows a positive statement. Used as bridging statement for dramatic effect, to a negative consequence/statement.

Probably stems from the phrase "you'll be kicking yourself for this one"

Sure, renting an apartment is cheaper and gives you a lot of flexibility to move around, but here's the kicker: with the money threw away renting places for 5-10 years you could have been well into a mortgage and have built up some personal equity, and credit.

by satan November 9, 2003

46πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


dinge queen

One who prefers "Negro Male Sex Partners"

Commonly found in jails

That Dinge Queen just had sex with Bubba.

by satan January 4, 2004

74πŸ‘ 44πŸ‘Ž


Marlis

Marlis is a Evil man/demon who only one person knows, if anyone else knows they will die. Only john knows and no-one else.

Marlis climbed out of the Hell Hole and said "John make your friends go away".

by satan July 6, 2004

25πŸ‘ 63πŸ‘Ž


rush limbaugh

An overweight conservative radio talk show host that likes to consume large amounts of prescription pain medication.also see Junky

Rush Limbaugh is a hypocrite

by satan October 6, 2003

3275πŸ‘ 1235πŸ‘Ž


we need to talk

You are screwed.

"George, we need to talk. Are you cheating on me?"
"Fuck."

by satan September 20, 2003

2953πŸ‘ 240πŸ‘Ž