Edam but no D

Code word language for "Erect and Masty" i.e erection and masturbation. The code word of wax cheese to insinuate the smell and the penis jacket (the condom)

John: "Hey gavin, i like that bird...i'd love to give her a bit of edam but no d"

Gavin: "You dirty boy"

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fairy liquid

Fairy liquid is when you finger or fist a woman resulting with a hand that is incredibly soft

John: "My hands feel like they have been in bowl fairy liquid"

Gavin: "Do they smell like it too?"

John: "No....quite rank really"

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thermos dip

The act of putting a thermos flask under your kilt, removing the lid to steam and warm up the male genitalia.

Often used in the scottish highlands

Hamish: It's unbelievably cold today

Colin: Aye, it certainly is...it's time for a thermos dip me thinks

mono-perv

Verb: The action of seeing someone in passing you would like to have sex with whilst mumbling the words out in your speech at a volume only you can hear.

A hot girl with blonde hair sits under a tree and flicks her hair back

Man mumbles: "i'd love to fuck that girl real hard"

Thus doing a mono-perv

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tampax child

adjective; describes an adolescent boy whom has a unnerving interest in womans sanitary products.

Often: wearing a tampon
collecting a tampon
sniffing a used tampon

"They used to call me the tampax child, i guess it explains my love for the japanese flag"

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diechie

A build up of man bree. The build up of calcium deposits on a mans penis. Short term speak for "dick-cheese"

John: "What is that smell?"

Gavin: "Probably my diechie build up."

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