joof

The male equivalent to a queef, it is a penis fart that happens only once in a lifetime - the very first moment after a boy is born. Often used as a diagnostic tool by doctors who are attempting to determine the sex of babies with incredibly small penises.

Doctor: It' a boy!
Patient: How do you know?
(JOOF)
Doctor: that's how.
Both: Hahahahahaha

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