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watering the bushes is a sexual act that occurs when a female has an extremely large bush of pubic hair. the male is turned off due to the immense amount of pubic hair so he then inserts his limp penis into the gross bushy hair covered hole very carefully and then begins to urinate into the womans vagina. this act of urinating inside of the female's vagina is in fact "watering" the "bushes" or in reality her pubic hair.
i was about to lay pipe in this one bitch from the laser tag course and then i felt her bush of pubes and went limp... so out of pure anger i worked my limp cock into this cunts pussy and took a piss all up in her and wound up watering the bushes like a fucking man would.
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a terrifying vehicle usually seen prowling the streets of mt. lebanon either dumping landscaping scraps or transporting only the best looking gentlemen. the exact year is unknown for this legendary beast probably because nobody is brave enough to open the glove compartment... a change into high gear can be a bold move performed by the operator which achieves disturbingly high speeds and clears cars out of the way.
description of the "fuck"- powder blue toyota previa, moon roof, tinted rear windows, troll doll located on the dash.
WARNING this van is very dangerous and should be avoided at all cost, swiss bitties seem to be lured to its unique physique, but this could be their last ride.
it's blue... it's mini.... and its fuck.... its the blue mini fuck.
I saw the blue mini fuck coming down washington road, so i headed for the hills as fast as i could.
the blue mini fuck came thundering towards me in high gear and using both lanes when i was on the highway, so i pulled over and took cover for my own protection until it blew past at a horrifying speed.
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