Caleb

Usually an out of shape guy who sends very rapey vibes in flirting situations. A Caleb usually claims to have huge muscles but in reality looks like a forty year old dad with nothing but a beer gut. Required characteristics must include: cheap beer (usually something like PBR), and multiple fast food bags claiming "it's bulking season" and lives by the life motto "if she's 16, I'm 16". This less than impressive creature is usually found at gyms at an uncomfortable distance behind the most attractive underage girl there.

Dude 1: I just saw a Caleb at the gym today.

Dude 2: How do you know?
Dude 1: He said "I just love the feeling of steel in my hands."
Dude 2: Oh he's definitely a Caleb.

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