constibaited

when your friends have to convince you to go to a party or event, and upon arrival you find that the party is uncomfortably packed

What the hell, Dustin! I told you I didn't want to come. This place is packed! I've been constibaited!

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instarvia

when you can’t fall asleep due to extreme hunger

Joey laid in bed for hours due to his instarvia, only to get over his laziness and make himself a sandwich

fishbook

verb

To update one’s facebook status with the sole intent of fishing for compliments

Did you see Carmen's facebook status update? She said "Carmen is _______". She's totally fishbooking!

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clockblock

to distract others from being aware of the passing time in order to delay for a discreet motive

Bill: Alright man, I'm gonna run.
Steve: Hold on man, Jill and her hot friend Stacy are coming. Stacy is single and down!
Bill: Dude, I really gotta run.
Steve: Stacy is realllly hot. You should just chill.
Bill: Dude, stop clockblocking! I'm leaving!

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drenvy

when you see someone who’s drunk, and you feel envious that you aren’t at that same level

Dude, look at Julian. He's trashed! I'm having some major drenvy.

mealous

You order a meal at a restaurant, and a friend orders one of the other meals you were thinking about ordering. Upon arrival, you see your own meal, along with the other meal, and completely regret making that decision.

"As soon as I saw Amer's chicken and cheddar omelette, I became extremely mealous"

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