Dodder

(DAUD-er) a pen that ceases to function while it is being used for something of upmost importance, such as writing a term-paper that is due in twenty minutes. can also be used to describe a person who refuses to do anything when he/she is needed.

This paper is due in twenty minutes and this dodder is really pissing me off.

my brother is a mechanic but he can be such a dodder sometimes. last week my car broke down and he refused to help me fix it.

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shitpisscuntcocksuckermotherfuckertits

Quite possibly the best curse word in the english language. said like "supercalifraglisticexpealidotious" but a hell of a lot more fun to say.

originated from George Carlin's "Seven words you can't say on television."

Bill: Can you cover me for the rent again?
Bob: Shitpisscuntcocksuckermotherfuckertits!

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soidle

v. (SOY-dil) to have a difficult time getting out of a seat

i ate to many hamburgers which caused me to soidle when i got up to go to the bathroom.

taco rock

Taking your rock (fist) and using to punch a woman's taco (vagina) without making any actual penatration. in much the same way a heavyweight boxer would punch a heavy punching bag. one rock is acceptable, two is definately encouraged.

i gave her such a awesome taco rock last night, she needed 20 tampons to stop the bleeding.

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triple threat

In Driving, someone who is old, asian, and a woman. (the latter can be exchanged with "on the phone" but the "old" and "asian" characteristics remain a staple in this description.)

Dude, i saw a total triple threat on the road today. she changed four lanes without signaling, cutting of eight people in the process, while going 40 mph on the freeway.

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