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Christina Aguilera

A woman who used to be famous and popular at her peak in the late 90's but then became irrelevant when she got pregnant and could no longer be able to be a slut (as that is why so many people liked her).

Now desperately tries to grab onto relevance in the music industry, most recently with her album called "Bionic" which has been nicknamed "Titanic" as it sank very badly. Peaked at number 3 on the hot 200 and the singles did just as bad.

Wishes she could be artists like Madonna, Britney Spears, and Lady Gaga but is simply not that interesting or relevant anymore to the world. Is jealous of Britney Spears as they started off their careers at the same time but even with the world turning against her and having a globally exposed mental breakdown, Britney is still doing strong in terms of sales and person life.

Christina Aguilera is advised by many people now to go back into her house with her son and remain there until she dies, which means her son can inherit her money and most likely turn out to be a male version of Paris Hilton.

Wow she flopped harder than Christina Aguilera!

by sayithowitis July 14, 2010

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