yukine

I hate that character so much bro he’s from noragami and the third protagonist that looks like a randomized Gacha life character
he tried to feel up iki hiyori but got caught by the primary protagonist yato
he robbed yato out of like 50 cents or something idk i didn’t count that junk
and he did a whole bunch of other stuff but I don’t remember
then he whined about it when he found out yato had blight and the regalias were trying to purify yukine
don’t be like yukine guys

yato: *living his best life*
yukine: *has a random nasty/bad thought about somethinf*
yato: bro.
yukine: what??
yato: WHY ARE YOU STINGING ME

gaara

the weirdest but most best character in naruto bro the reason I say he’s weird is because of that thing he said in season 2 where he was like “I’m gonna rip it open and everything that’s inside will spill out” or something like that but overall he’s a good character

E.g

“what’s the kid with no eyebrows but has red hair and that mark on his forehead’s name again??”
“gaara”

bad situation

the best song made in the naruto ost besides from the sad flute song or something like that
it plays in naruto when someone is getting their ass beat or something is wrong for example it played when Sakura and naruto thought sasuke got kidnapped by them bitches that took over the arena

person a: what is your favorite song
person b: I love the bad situation song from naruto
person a: … *piano sounds*

shippuden

NARUTO’S LAST NAME IS NOT SHIPPUDEN!
Shippuden is the name of the second naruto series, not Naruto’s last name.
Written as; 疾風伝 as shown in the logo
Meaning Hurricane chronicles/Hurricane legends
AGAIN; NARUTO’S LAST NAME IS UZUMAKI 「うずまき」AND NOT「疾風伝」!

dude; “Who’s your favorite character?”
dude 2; “Oh, Naruto Shippuden!”
dude; “That’s the name of the show..”
dude 2; “Really..? What’s his last name?”
dude; “Dude, Uzumaki…”

orochimaru

1. that bitch that used sasuke like rainbow dash in a jar like hello
he always gets head bc sasuke whines about being weaker than naruto and thinks that the only way he can find more is getting dick
2. the snake dude that’s built like a guy and a girl at the same time he looks like kaoru seta from bandori
3. sasuke’s master for some reason because ever since he got that mark on his neck he been horny for him all day that’s why he moaned when he get pain from it

1. person a: damn orochimaru is built weird.. why is he built like that
2. Person b: is orochimaru a guy or a girl??
3. sasuke: *SCREAMING IN PAIN* (then the next day at the preliminaries) *moaning*

bitch ass nigga

1. what sasuke uchiha is because all he want is some orochimaru dick and a new jutsu he probably beat his meat to him
this is my last sasuke and orochimaru dick joke I swear
2. a bitch that whines about literally everything that happens to them like sasuke
they usually sound like “oh no naruto beat me i guess it’s time to give orochimaru some gawk gawk twister 2000”
3. the emo nigga from naruto/naruto shippuden who beat up gaara somehow, disappears every 2-3 episodes, and always moaning

“sasuke is a bitch ass nigga bro name one time he hasn’t whined about something”

sasuke

that fake bitch that moans everytime he got hurt by that thingy that the long tongue dude gave him, got beat up by fuck boy rock lee, always want some snake cock for no reason and kept making gaara say weird shit that made him sound like he was fucking his mom or smth

Boy D: “do you like sasuke”
orochimaru: “yes, no, I don’t even know”