When the mens swim team has to swim with t-shirts on in practice, and the water is so cold that that their nipples get pointy, rub on the shirt, and then get a friction burn that hurts for the next 2 days. Hurts like a bitch!!
Man1: (coming out of the showers) Man, my nipples are burning!
Man2: you probably have nipplitis from todays practice.
Man1: I hate Vlad's t-shirt practice! Tuesdays and Thursdays suck!
Man2: Yeah I have the worst case of nipplitis, I think my nipples are about to bleed!
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