nope

The best response to anyone who is trying to argue with you or debate you.

The ultimate comeback; unbeatable.

Dude, this song is horrible. - Shane
Nope. - Scott

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uber-geek

the ultimate computer nerd, usually programmers or anyone assoicated with the computer industry that prefers to speaks in code or uses acronyms instead of their given language

After the meeting, the uber-geek confused the board members so much that three of them committed suicide soon thereafter.

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magic turd

When you take a dump and the turd is not in the toilet when you get up. Only the toilet paper is in the water.

I took a dump and the turd was not it the toilet when i stood up. It disappeared like a magic turd.

equilibriate

make equal, equalize

the gas will equilibriate in temperature with the pipe wall

Snuffalupagus

1) Hairy animal featured on the childrens show Sesame street.

2) Hairy animal featured in multiple pornos.

Snuffalupagus is swinging his hairy trunk around.

Look at the size of that Snuffalupagus

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slash

Noun. A splash or quick unmeasured pour of liquor or other ingredient in a cocktail.

The drink calls for vodka with a slash of orange juice.

I had a slash of bourbon on the rocks.

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clotches

A common misspelling of "clothes."

you should see all the new clotches I got. - girl

what the fuck are you talking about, whore? - guy

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