brainwash

this is when you get your girl on her knees. then you ask her to close her eyes so she doesn't know what you're about to do. shove your penis into on of her ears and then start to do her. when you come, take your penis out, and a trail of cum should come out of ear, looking like soap.

damn last night sean and brad brainwashed this chick at the sametime. you should have seen how much soap came out of her ears.

25👍 109👎

volcanic eruption

this is when your girl ties your penis with a rope and then starts to give you head or a handjob. when your about to come, tell her and then she'll take out a knife and cut off your penis at the rope. the mix of blood and cum shooting out will be like a volcanic eruption.

david had to go to the ER after his girl gave him a volcanic eruption. he lost a lot of blood, but he should be fine.

7👍 30👎