shazam

What Dane Cook says to himself when he's excited.

i pay for my merch. okay? and then, i start heading towards the door okay, im calm im cool im collect. im being really savvy, the way i walk towards the door, but inside im really celebrating, im thinkin SHAZAM

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harsh letters

When you can't swear, use harsh letters (letters used in place of the obscenity)

using harsh letters...
(around parents)
person 1- drops something heavy
person 1- "SON OF A B"
parents- good save, little jimmy

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