Brady

One who jacks off in public (commonly known as hobknocking), has a particularly long penis and is very tight rung and intense. Likes to rape tigers and polar bears (particularly from the Asia region) and tries to grow facial hair resembling a goat.

As i sat in my chair at the formal resturant, i saw a man hobknocking on the floor at my feet and thought to myself, "He must be named Brady."

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