Random
Source Code
Random
Slang for the act of anal sex.
She wanted to stay a technical virgin, but I still wanted sex, so we got prison friendly and we both got what we wanted.
31👍 16👎
The member of a group that goes out to get needed supplies, i.e. alchohol, food, ice, condoms, cigarettes, etc.
This person's effort acts as a deduction against share tax, and he/she is usually the initiator of insies.
Mary: We're outta smokes and beer. I've only got $5 but I'll be runner if anyone wants insies.
Everyone: Okay
Mary: I need your share tax.
Joe: Here's another $10.
Jim: I'll give another $10
Jane: I'm giving $20 to cover the rest of Mary's share 'cause she's the runner.
14👍 33👎
pronunciation: in-zeez
Indicates the request of monetary compensation equally from all parties invited to share some type of food or event.
Me: I'm want some pizza but it's too big for me to eat alone. Anyone want insies?
Jane: Sure I'll go in on a pizza.
John: Pizza sounds great!
Mary: Not for me thanks, I'm lactose intolerant.
7👍 5👎
An action taken half by accident, half on purpose. Mostly used to cover error, but can be used in times of extreme serendipity to brag.
Other usage: on purpodent, purpodental
EX 1
Joe: *trips while trying to jump over a bench - everyone laughs - he jumps up*
Mary: Nice bail Joe!
Jim: You okay?
Joe: Yeah, I did it purpodentally to make you laugh!
EX 2
Mary: *aiming for a target with her bow and arrow, shoots and misses the target, but hits the tree, knocking down a frisbee that's been stuck for 10 years*
Jim: You missed!
Joe: Yeah but we got our frisbee back! SCORE!
Mary: Thanks, it was purpodental.
2👍 2👎
The contribution a member of a party must offer in order to get a share of food, drink or to participate in an activity. This is a popular way for expenses to be evened out, especially during parties when purchasing food or alchohol for a large group can be too costly for one person.
Related: share tax contributor - one who pays share tax
EXAMPLE 1
Jane: Gotta go on a beer run. Everyone gimmee your share tax!
Joe: Here's $5.
Mary: I'll give you $7 more.
Jim: I got another $10
Jane: Cool. Your cash and my $10 should get us a few sixers.
Joe: No way Jane, you don't have to give that much, you're the runner. Here's another $5
Mary: Yeah, he's right. I'll give you $3 more.
EXAMPLE 2
Joe: The group rate for the concert is cheaper. It's $10 a head instead of $17, but we need at least 3 more people that want insies.
Mary: Here's my $10
Jim: Here's a $20, I'll pay Jane's share tax since she's unemployed.
Jane: Thanks, Jim! Next time, it'll be my treat.
8👍 3👎
To offer to pay not only for your own share, but for one or more others in your party.
Jane: Ice Cream would be great about now.
Joe: Yeah it would, but I'm saving my dough for a new i-Pod.
Jane: C'mon, let's go to Cold Stone, don't worry about paying, it's my treat.
Joe: Thanks!
318👍 147👎