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A poop that cannot wait; Having to take a shit so bad that if you don't get to a toilet within a few minutes, you wish you were wearing an adult diaper. Usually a mix of diarrhea with alot of gas.
Julie: What's the matter? You don't look well. We'll be at my parent's house in about 15 minutes.
Jim: (shifting nervously after turning the radio off) Jesus Christ, I have a doomsday deuce brewing, you have to find a bathroom now or else I'm gonna shit my pants!
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Executioner of the destitute. The Destitutioner can be your hired gun for an array of homeless people problems, from those that simply beg for change to the windshield washer type that use filthy newspaper to "earn" that pay. Manner of bum death is the employer's choice, and the destitutioner will either urinate or defecate - or both - on the departed at no extra charge!
Mr. Morgan: God dammit, I am sick and tired of that corner derelict always nagging me for my hard-earned money. I wish there was a way to permanently rid him from society.
Mr. Morgan's co-worker: Hire the Destitutioner. Trust me, you will never be hassled for another dime by that waste of life again.
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Jerking off with no risk of being interrupted or caught.
Mom and dad won't be home for at least another hour. Maybe now I can beat in peace.
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A douche MD that utilizes props to teach basic physiological processes to an audience of simpletons.
Some TV show had people up on stage crawling through a large colon playing with chocolate feces. What the hell was that?
Oh, that's Dr. Oz, the famous prop-doctor. His audience is always full of dolts. If he didn't use props, those dumb bitches wouldn't get it.
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The way one feels after gorging at Outback Steakhouse. The meal usually consists of multiple servings of bread, cheese fries, salad, porterhouse, and potatoes - all washed down with a few tall draft beers, followed by desert that is force-fed no matter the feeling of fullness.
Honey, I ate way to much at the Outback. I feel like I'm going to go into an Outback coma. If I fall asleep, don't bother waking me, I'll see you in the morning.
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Intense anger - a boiling point - one reaches when listening to Diane Sawyer spew her nonsensical, politically correct BS, leading to screaming expletives and wanting to throw shit, including the fucking television that mummified bitch is on.
Bob: Hey, did you see Diane Sawyer after the election? She appeared drunk and was practically incomprehensible.
Ted: She was sucking Barry O's cock so hard and acting like such a retarded cunt, I was thrown into a bout of Sawyer rage. I had to take a triple dose of ativan just to keep me from destroying my apartment.
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The retarded cousin of Multiple Sclerosis, this disease only affects male genitals, causing complete numbness, leading to permanent, untreatable erectile dysfunction.
Doctor: You've been diagnosed with Singular Sclerosis. You will never be able to pound Zucker's fat, hairy ass again.
Stelter: God dammit Donald Trump!