poc

(adj.) an awful smell

originally abbreviation of Pack Of Cows, poc signifies that the stench emanating from one person or individual is the equivalent of a whole bunch of bovines

ohhhh poc !!!

what ?

Jerry that’s disgusting

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Unbey

The opposite of Obey

if you unbey me again, no ice cream for the rest of the month

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androgynous zone

an (often intermediate) state in one’s development where displays of either or neither gender-typical behaviour are made, bringing about a non-specific identity - ie an androgynous zone

note - may also be used in reference to the erotically sensitive areas (eg ears, neck, inner thigh) that all humans find arousing, regardless of gender slash orientation

-think that person in the coffee shop is still in their androgynous zone.

-in my non-existent bisexual phase i would be into them, in the androgynous zone

-woah babe that really activated my androgynous zone !

Exercuse

Any reason (usually half-assed) you give for not exercising.

eg - it’s too cold, it’s too hot, it’s too wet, it’s too late, the Simpsons are on, my gym gear is in the wash. etc etc

Exercuse.

Guy 1 - I’d love to go to the gym but my ankle’s a bit sore plus I have a big day and oh by the way it’s my nephews birthday

Guy 2 - man those are some epic exercuses !

crafternoon

A crafty afternoon

Textbook example of ‘Mum Joke’

crafternoon

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verbal shrug

that ‘uhh’ or ‘ehh’ sound - complete with rising inflection - when someone doesn’t particularly know how to respond. can be accompanied by an actual, physical shrug

usually quicker than a non-verbal shrug. and able to be used in semi-constrained scenarios like in the back of an uber

i asked B when school goes back, and they just gave a verbal shrug

how on earth did you make that basket ? he responded with a verbal shrug

pushing the antelope

Variation of ‘pushing the envelope’ where an act already on the edge of reasonable behaviour is combined with the awkwardness of trying directing an unruly antelope.

Much more messy than simply Pushing The Envelope; which as the name implies is actually boring and administrative.

woah Kenneth was really pushing the antelope last night at dinner with his audacious behaviour!