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Humping the shark means having sex with a shark.
Not a recommended activity.
When Gus came out of the water he was all chewed up.
"What have you been doing?" asked Mungo.
"Humping the shark," said Gus, tucking his badly mauled willy back into his trunks.
7π 1π
Rat pants is what really cool guys dress their rats in if they want to meet hot babes.
Dirk dressed his rat in tight red silk pants and headed out.
"What cute rat pants," said Lindsay, a totally smokin' babe.
Half an hour later they were thrashing away on his futon.
2π 3π
"Nubile fur pile" is what Ewoks call each in the throes of passion.
"Eat my peach fish!" said Cynthia Ewok, spreading her furry legs.
"With great joy, my nubile fur pile," said Gregor Ewok, his tongue fluttering like a hummingbird's wings.
9π 14π
Whack a dog means jacking off a dog.
Strangely enough this can be a profession.
After coffee break at the AI clinic, Camilla sighed, put on her gloves, and went off to whack a dog.
12π 5π
If you're in a cozy friendship with somebody and want to take it to the next level, tell them "I want to bear your kittens!"
If they start building a nest in the sock drawer, it's a really good sign.
When Madge told Mike, "I want to bear your kittens!" she was ecstatic when he brought her a dead mouse and started nosing around in the sock drawer to build a nest.
3π 2π
Hairy Otter is the hero of the Harry Potter novels adapted for otters.
Featured in such thrilling adventure as "Hairy Otter and the Fish-head of Fire", and "Hairy Otter and the Prisoner of Ottskhaban".
Totally beloved by tweeny otters.
Hairy Otter bravely waved his trout wand, driving back the evil Wart Pigs Of Doom.
16π 9π
Smut hole burfing is where someone burfs (throws up) down an outhouse hole.
"I gotta toss my cookies," said Ben after chugging most of a bottle of gin.
Ned directed Ben to the outhouse, where he put one one of the most impressive and explosive displays of smut hole burfing ever seen.
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