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Dropping the cosby kids off in hell means taking a crap in the campfire.
Not a very popular activity.
When Fred squatted over the fire and began dropping the cosby kids off in hell, he burned his chode.
He got no sympathy.
19π 5π
"Mister Lube" is the anus lubricator in a gay whorehouse.
Your butt hole's a little dry," said Alan. "I think it's time for Mister Lube."
2π 1π
A sexy pig is a pig in garters, fishnet stockings, and a lacy bra with eight cut-away cups.
Looks surprisingly hot on boars too.
Otis: I'm feelin' some yearnin's for your pig.
Festus: No surprise, bro. Look at the way it's tricked out. That's one sexy pig!
7π 4π
Pumping the shark means having sex with a shark.
Not a recommended activity.
Zombo emerged from the water all chewed up.
"What happened to you?" asked Zongo.
"Pumping the shark," said Zombo, tucking his badly mauled wally back into his trunks.
4π 3π
A nignogatron is a device for accelerating persons of the Afro-American persuasion to near the speed of light and colliding them into each other.
Neal was very proud when he finished the nignogatron in his basement, but his hopes were cruelly dashed when he couldn't find any volunteers.
41π 7π
Gooch cheese is the delicious sludge that drips from a sweaty grundle.
Mike asked his friend Geoff to bend over so that he could harvest his gooch cheese for a delicious grilled gooch cheese sandwich.
29π 9π
A hometrosexual is a gay guy dressing like a straight guy trying to dress like a gay guy.
Very stylin'!
With his gold pants, white fur coat, and pink sequined shoes, Gary looked like a complete hometrosexual.
He was a total boi magnet!
6π 1π