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A rabbit boner is a tiny, wretched boner.
When Fred asked Melinda to "suck my mighty dong" he pointed to his rabbit boner.
She laughed loudly and left.
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Horse jack means delivering manual lovin' to a horse's dong.
Messy but fun.
As Morton began to horse jack Dobbin, there was a noticeable bulge in his pants.
Dobbin's eyes glazed over as the bucket began to fill.
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A brown avalanche is the fecal equivalent of a golden shower.
Hank gave Cecilia $50 for a brown avalanche.
She climbed to the top of a stepladder and gave him his money's worth.
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Submarining with the cosby kids means diving down as deep as you can, dropping some logs, and then racing them back to the surface.
Not so cool in a public pool.
Serena was totally impressed with how deep Larry could dive, until the dooks started surfacing, and she saw that he'd been submarining with the cosby kids.
She didn't leave a note.
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Carlos the Jacker is a renowned European terrorist who jacks off on his victims or their stuff.
The Archduke of Lichtenstein knew he had been a victim of Carlos the Jacker when he found suspicious jizz on his stemware, and on his corgis "Steffi" and "von Brucellosis".
"Damn you, Carlos!" he cried out, shaking his tiny fist.
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A pinch hitter is someone who hits people while they're pinching one off.
Pete was quietly pinching a loaf when a wiffle bat came over the divider and hit him in the back of the head.
It was Ignacio the infamous pinch hitter, whose maniacal laughter echoed around the washroom as he ran away.
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Masturfellation means whacking someone off while giving them head.
Alonso: How was your date with Sofia?
Dionisio: It was fantastic! We had a lovely dinner followed by an evening of masturfellation.
Alonso: Atta boy!