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A scungina is a very dirty, nasty vagina.
After doing the entire frat, Cindy woke up with a very grungy and smelly scungina.
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A fuckabilly is a hillbilly who has lots of sex, usually with relatives.
Festus was in a four-way with his uncle, his sister, and his grandma.
"You're such a fuckabilly!" said his sister, sucking his monstrous willy.
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A bat sandwich is a lightly killed fried bat served on seed bread with mayo and arugula.
As Bosworth bit into his bat sandwich he noticed that the wings were deliciously crunchy.
What a gourmet treat, he thought.
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Asking someone to "teach me to jive, grasshopper" is actually code for "rip off my panties, put them on my head, suck my titays, and then roger me to exhaustion".
A very popular thing to say at parties.
When Binky heard Simone say the magic words, "teach me to jive, grasshopper", he knew it was going to be a good evening.
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A foreskin so long you can fill it with air and make balloon animals.
Fred's sevenskin was so long he had to tuck it into the top of his sock so he could walk without tripping over it.
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Dog nuts are nuts that are served to dogs.
A crunchy treat.
Pedro was arrested and had his dog nuts cart confiscated until he explained he was selling nuts for dogs, not from dogs.
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An inscrutable girl is one who'll make out, but not put out.
Mona and I got to third base, but she proved to be totally inscrutable.
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