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A masturblaster is someone who blasts jizz over people at social events.
Sedgewick attended many social gatherings, but no one would stand near him because of his unsavory reputation as a masturblaster.
4π 2π
Monkey meat is the meat of the Common Monkey (Monkitus vulgaris).
It is delicious in won ton soup, garnished with hot chilies, sesame oil, and a drizzle of monkey jizz.
Wu Fang said our monkey meat won ton soup was almost ready, but he was still jacking off the monkeys for the garnish.
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Ped O'Bear is a happy Irish bear who loves kids.
As a special treat he'll let them suck on the beef jerky lollipop he keeps in his pants.
Lil Jessie: Wow, this lollipop tastes great!
Ped O'Bear: Keep sucking and you'll get to the delicious cream filling.
Lil Jessie: Oh boy!
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Pedobear is a friendly bear who rides a moped.
He often gives rides to kids.
"Hi," said pedobear to little Jimmy, "I'm looking for a lost puppy. Would you like to get on my moped and help me find him?"
'Sure," said Jimmy, brushing back his blond curls, "do you have any candy?
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Roast basset is what happens to basset hounds who misbehave.
"This roast basset is delicious," said Mrs. Pevensey, "was he very naughty?"
"Ooh yes," said Mrs. Penzance, "muddy feet, you know,"
"Mmm, terrible," said Mrs. Pevensey, "but to be fair, this roast testicle is scrumptious."
5π 3π
A fireworks monkey is a monkey tied to a large fireworks rocket.
The screeching on the way up is amazing.
On the way down - not so much.
The kids at the 4th of July picnic eagerly lined up to watch the fireworks monkey show.
They were not disappointed.
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A shartasm is an orgasm accompanied by a shart.
"What's that awful stench?" asked Tony, pausing mid stroke.
"I just had a shartasm," said Suzy, grinning weakly.
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